Oh, The Places You’ll Go Low!

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May 10, 2011 // Dblog Week

Thanks to a little help from Dr. Seuss, this is a story to me and so many others as a kiddo with diabetes.

Oh The Places You'll Go Low

Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You’re off to Great Places!
But you’re awake, and afraid!

You have low brains in your head.
You have sticky feet in your shoes.
You can’t seem to steer yourself any direction you choose.
You feel all alone. And you know what you know. And YOU need SOMEONE to know that you’re LOW!

You lay there in wet sheets. Thinking over with care. About next time you say, “I’ll remember to have glucose right there.” With your head full of low brains and your shoes full of sticky feet, you’re too clumsy to make it to the kitchen to eat.

And you may not find any snacks sitting around. In that case, of course, you’ll cry out and growl. It’s easier when stuff is right there.

Out there things can happen and frequently do to people just as low-brainy and sticky-footsy as you.

And when things start to happen, don’t worry. Don’t stew. Just go right along. And drink you some juice.

Oh! The Places You’ll Go Low!

You’ll be on your way up!
You’ll be doing alright!
You’ll do a quick blood test and everything will be fine.

You won’t be all shaky, because you’ll have what you need. You’ll keep up with the world and you’ll soon take the lead. Whatever you eat, you’ll dose it the best. Wherever you go, will be with less stress.

Except when you don’t.
Because, sometimes, you won’t.

I’m sorry to say so but, sadly, it’s true that birthday parties and pizza can happen to you.

You can get all hung up in a high blood sugar perch. Pause, and you’ll realize, you feel like you could lurch.

You’ll come down from the perch with an unpleasant tumble. And the chances are, then, that you’ll overdose and stumble.

And when you’re on the glucoaster, you’re not in for much fun. Un-stumbling yourself is not easily done.

You will come to a place where the guilt is so harsh. Diabetes is like that. It can get very dark. A place you could stay in and feel like you can’t win! Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?

And if you go in, should you turn left or right…or right-and-three-quarters? Or, maybe, not quite? Or go around back and sneak in from behind? Simple it’s not, I’m afraid you will find, for a low-brained mind-maker-upper to make up his mind.

You can get so confused that you’ll start to race down long wiggled roads at a break-necking pace and grind on for miles across weirdish wild space, headed, I fear, toward a most useless place.

The Waiting Place…for people just waiting.

Waiting for a chance to go or a thought to come, or a sound to make or the cry to come, or the door to open or the phone to ring, or the light to come on or waiting around for a Mom or Dad or waiting for the world to slow. Everyone is just waiting.

Waiting for the apple to eat or waiting for juice to kick in or waiting around for the night when waiting will end, when low-brain will subside, and sanity will return, or you can stop focusing on things you must learn, or another chance. Everyone is just waiting.

No! That’s not for you!
Somehow you’ll escape all that waiting and staying. You’ll find the strength to rise up and stop praying. For one brief moment, you are strong! Ready for anything under the sky. Ready because you’re not ready to die!

Oh, the places you’ll go low! There is fun to be done! There are carbs to be scored. There are alarms to be silenced. And the magical things you can do with the DOC will make you the winning-est winner of all. Fame! You’ll be famous as famous can be, with the whole wide world watching you win an awesome A1C.

Except when they don’t. Because, sometimes, you won’t.

I’m afraid that some times you’ll play lonely games too. Games you can’t win ‘cause you’ll play against you.

All alone!
Whether you like it or not, alone will be something you’ll be quite a lot.

And when you’re alone, there’s a very good chance you’ll meet things that scare you right out of your pants. There are some, down the road between hither and yon, that can scare you so much you won’t want to go on.

But on you will go though the weather be foul. On you will go though diabetes may prowl. On you will go though the CGM howls. Onward up many a frightening creek, though your arms may get sore and your pump sites may leak. On and on you will hike. And I know you’ll hike far and face up to your problems whatever they are.

You’ll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. You’ll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go. So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact and remember that life’s a Great Blood Sugar Balancing Act. Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right sites with your left.

And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(You’ve got an army of people with diabetes who agree!)

Kid, you’ll move mountains!
So…be your name Martin or Jacquie or Kerri or Scott…you’re off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
No lows, no waiting.
So…get on your way!

24 Comments

  1. I… I have no words for how awesome this is.

    ….

    OMG! Martin! Dude!

  2. Best… post… EVER! After spending my post today raving at the machine, I see this and it gives me the smile I need to go on. Thank you so much!

  3. Oh my – I’d love to be clever and respond with another Dr. S., but can’t.
    This is truly, very neat!

  4. So unbelievably badass. LOVE THIS!!!

  5. I meant what I said, and I said what I meant…you are awesome 100 percent!

  6. WAY AWESOME!!!

  7. Wow! Just wow!

  8. Impressively AWEsome, Martin!
    Wow.
    Just, wow.
    <3

  9. Absolutely brilliant…

    and just so you know, that is a word I usually reserve for really good beers

  10. You set out to write an amazing post, yes siree. And did you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!

    Great job, Martin!

  11. I am so glad I met you in person last week…..so that I can unequivocally say, “Yeah, I know that guy.”

    OMG. Magnificence!

  12. Holy crap. This is amazing!

  13. Great job!…Dr. Seuss has always been one of my family’s favorites…We will add Martin Seuss or is it Dr. Martin or is it Dr. Diabetic to our list of favorite poets!

  14. LOVE this! Totally awesome! I might just read it as my daughter’s “bedtime story” tomorrow night :)

  15. Wow, this is incredible. Awesome post!

  16. How creative! Thanks for such a fun and well-done post, Martin! Love Dr. Seuss, regular version or the D-style you have here.

  17. Winner, winner, chicken dinner! SO well done!!

  18. YOU ROCK!!!!!

  19. Very Creative!

  20. Wow. Speechless. LOVE it!

  21. I LOVE THIS LOVE THIS LOVE THIS!!!!!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!

    Great job.

    (Did I mention that I love this?)

  22. Awesome!!!

  23. omg, I’m giggling, I’m crying
    your poem’s not lying
    the truth sounds so cool
    when it’s coming from you-l
    all glittery and cupcake-y
    for all of our d-sakey
    thank you so much
    for this awesome blog and such.

  24. LOVE. THIS. smiling so hard! :D

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